highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

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nickster128:

Chris Hemsworth als ice bucket challenge. He challenged Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans.

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  • Me:

    Did you find everything ok today Sir?

  • Male Customer:

    Yeah everything was fine, but prices on the cat food just keep going up! I remember when it was only .30 a can! But I bet you don't, you're like what...20?

  • Me:

    21, but yes.

  • Male Customer:

    God you're young, I bet you'd never go out with someone my age, unless you have some Daddy issues

  • Me:

    ...........

  • Male Customer:

    so do you like working here? Are you in school?

  • Me:

    Your total today is 21.38 Sir.

  • Male Customer:

    Are you seeing anyone?

  • Me:

    ......Cash or Credit Sir?

  • Male Customer:

    When do you get off work?

  • Male co-worker comes up next to me:

    Everything ok?

  • Male Customer:

    Yeah we're fine

  • Male Co-worker:

    Actually I think you're being really rude

  • Male Customer:

    What are you her boyfriend?

  • Male co-worker:

    No I'm not. And even if I was, why would it matter? Her job is to ring up your items, make sure your shopping experience was pleasant and give you change. You're making really creepy comments to a young woman you don't even know at a cash register, it's not ok.

  • Male Customer:

    You can't talk to me that way! I want to speak to your manager.

  • Me:

    It's really ok, everything is Ok

  • Male Co-worker:

    No no, I'll go ahead and call our FEMALE boss up here to address any grievances you might have *Sir*

  • Male Customer:

    slams down 25 dollars grabs his bags and leave*

  • Male Co-worker:

    You don't even have to take anyone's shit here. If anyone even looks at you funny, pick up that phone, call a manager, call me, call another co-worker and it will be handled. You are a valued employee and you deserve to feel safe and respected at work by *everyone*

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

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teenwolf:

LOL Parrish you are so new.

teenwolf:

…and now I’m SOBBING

lohengrinning:

the-12th-doctor:

ravenpuff:


HARRY POTTER SUPPORTS GAY PRIDE

Oh my gosh.
Tumblr, you see everything.
I love you.

Okay, analysis of this gif:
1. Gay couple.
2. The guy on the far right checking them out is obviously in love with one of them & is completely jealous.
3. The lion is raising it’s eyebrows.

THIS

lohengrinning:

the-12th-doctor:

ravenpuff:

HARRY POTTER SUPPORTS GAY PRIDE

Oh my gosh.

Tumblr, you see everything.

I love you.

Okay, analysis of this gif:

1. Gay couple.

2. The guy on the far right checking them out is obviously in love with one of them & is completely jealous.

3. The lion is raising it’s eyebrows.

THIS

(via a-journeys-fandom-life)

Meet J.K. Rowling’s New Harry Potter Character

cedricdigory:

J.K. Rowling unveiled a new character in the Harry Potter universe Monday, and she’s a stylish songstress who just happens to be Ron Weasley’s mom’s favorite singer.

Celestina Warbeck has never been seen in the flesh in any of the seven Harry Potter books, but Rowling wrote a…

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